There was more than a hint of inevitability about the impact of Cristiano Ronaldo on his second Manchester United debut, as his two goals inspired a 4-1 victory over Newcastle United at Old Trafford on Saturday.
Wearing United red for the first time since May 2009, Ronaldo looked eager to impress right from the start as he ran at the Newcastle defence and went for goal at almost every opportunity.
His first attempt of the day was one he would have wanted to get past quickly – a wild, left-footed air kick saw him completely miss the ball and fall on his backside, much to the amusement of the visitors supporters.
But he did find the net late in the first half and then again in the second, setting United on their way to an ultimately straightforward win, even if Newcastle gave them something to worry about with Javier Manquillo s equaliser.
Following his second United debut , Stats Perform looks at the data behind his display.
Woodman topples
It s worth saying nice and early that Ronaldo was fortunate with his two goals on this occasion. Freddie Woodman endured quite the nightmare in Newcastle s goal.
While the former England youth international had generally acquitted himself well during the early weeks of the season, on Saturday he palmed Mason Greenwood s effort right to Ronaldo for the first goal, and then saw the Portugal captain shoot through his legs for the second.
While only the first counts as an error in Opta definitions, the fact xGOT (expected goals on target) conceded data puts him at fault for 1.89 goals in that game is rather damning.
In that sense, it was the third-worst goalkeeping performance of the 2021-22 season to this point.
There s debuts and then there s debuts
Cast your mind back to August 2003. Alex Ferguson brought on this gangly teenager, with blond streaks in his hair that made it seem like he d had chewing gum rubbed it in by the school bully.
Bolton Wanderers were party to a dazzling array of party tricks and stepovers in Ronaldo s 29-minute cameo on that occasion.
He attempted seven – and completed five – dribbles in that brief outing as Ronaldo gave the Bolton defence the runaround. But, now 36, this Ronaldo is entirely different.
While he still undoubtedly looked comfortable on the ball, Ronaldo didn t attempt a single dribble against Newcastle on Saturday, instead his focus very much on finding the back of the net.
Back in 2003 he was all about the flash, those seven dribbles not supplemented by a single shot, whereas this time he had six goal attempts. Sure, only two were on target and, as we ve said, Woodman gifted him both goals, but you have to speculate to accumulate.
Longevity quantified
Ronaldo s finishing has drawn praise since his scintillating 2007-08 season, where he scored 42 goals, but if there s one aspect of his on-pitch significance that his United return has highlighted the most, it s arguably his longevity.
Of course, Serie A experts may tell you Ronaldo s presence was at times to the detriment of the team effort at Juventus. That may be true, but his ability to keep plundering the goals was undeniable.
He may be 36, but Ronaldo has arrived at United on the back of a season in which he was unmatched in front of goal in Italy s top flight.
Ronaldo s longevity is best identified by the fact he set a new record for the gap between two Premier League appearances (12 years, 118 days).
On top of that, his goals came 12 years and 124 days after his last in the English top flight – only Matt Jackson (13 years, 187 days) has gone longer in Premier League history.
This rolling back of the years made Ronaldo, at 36 years and 218 days, the oldest player to score a double in a Premier League match since Graham Alexander for Burnley against Hull in April 2010. Alexander was 38 years and 182 days old. Few at this stage would bet against Ronaldo remaining a goal threat by the time he reaches a similar age.
